One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase
“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“
…he didn’t get to finish the sentence
im laughing so hard because of that gif.
u can see its tiny balls dropping
we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights.
you probably misunderstood this post
i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
i’ve never felt so close to a pokemon
i love these scenarios where Ymir mistakes Armin for Christa but imagine this
Ymir sees her little blonde gf, she sneaks up behind her, wraps her arms around her stomach and says something awful like “hey babe what time do ur legs open” then licks her cheek. but it’s not Christa… it’s not Armin either… it’s Annie with her hair down, who is now shaking with fury.
once Ymir realises what she’s done to Annie i imagine her face is like this
so how dead is Ymir
imagine 1994 eren and levi watching the cool new disney movie the lion king together
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant
this is it
this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
it’s a metaphor
my hamster just died and i’m really sad
omg rest in peace what happened
a cat ate him
rest in pussy
sorry sir my tears ruined my homework
ok but literally how