moriarty:

dekutree:

stayed-up-late-again:

One time in class we were talking about abortion and most of the girls talking were pro-choice and it was a generally calm discussion then one of the pro-life boys used the phrase

“if a girl is stupid enough to get herself pregnant in the first place-“

…he didn’t get to finish the sentence

im laughing so hard because of that gif.

u can see its tiny balls dropping

manjolras:

tangledecstasy:

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights. 

you probably misunderstood this post

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

jewishsanta:

i’ve never felt so close to a pokemon

yumiru-sama:

i love these scenarios where Ymir mistakes Armin for Christa but imagine this

Ymir sees her little blonde gf, she sneaks up behind her, wraps her arms around her stomach and says something awful like “hey babe what time do ur legs open” then licks her cheek. but it’s not Christa… it’s not Armin either… it’s Annie with her hair down, who is now shaking with fury. 
once Ymir realises what she’s done to Annie i imagine her face is like this

so how dead is Ymir

ludwiglovesthebottom:

imagine 1994 eren and levi watching the cool new disney movie the lion king together

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

nyooms:

solluxander:

Why

it’s a metaphor

linxa:

niggus4life:

linxa:

niggus4life:

my hamster just died and i’m really sad

omg rest in peace what happened

a cat ate him

rest in pussy

brandnudes:

sorry sir my tears ruined my homework

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

HW